One good reason to learn english before coming to the United States.....

So my friend and I took our girls to lunch and we were sitting outside. While we were out there this guy leaves his food on the table and runs inside. While he is gone this nasty bird flies in and lands on his food and digs it's nasty head into his fries and takes a bunch of them. So when he comes out my friend Leslie is like, " hey.... I wouldn't eat that this bird just landed on your food and was eating it..... " He just looks at her and smiles.... and then proceeds to pick up his food. So then realizing he may not speak english she tries to demonstrate a flying bird coming in and eating his food. lol (so funny by the way) So in turn he smiles really big at her grabs a handful of fries and chows down. We both were sitting there with our jaws on the floor and just didn't know what to do. I contemplated going and hitting the food from his hand..... like on "The Office" (the coffee scene) but thought, "eh....we tried". lol